What is wrong with college girls (note, not women!)...

The opinions over at The Daily Collegian really sucked today and bordered on eleven year old brain capacity. Yet, I somehow knew it would be like that. Sooooo, I've decided to write about something that has been bothering me deep inside for a little over a year now. So, let's say I'm walking to EE365 nice and early around noon. I take a right down Allen Street and make my way towards campus and the Willard building. However, I believe that I may have seen some strange people walking about, yet it could just be my imagination. As I near PSU I am sure I have seen it. Without a doubt, there are characters from Megaman walking around campus. I think you all know what I mean. Barring the obvious lack of the blaster and blue helmet, the girls walking around campus look like female Megamen. You may be wondering what I am referring to and I will tell you right now: UGG BOOTS AND SLINKY PANTS. What the fuck is going on here girls. These Ugg boots you all seem to have shopped for together are making you look like skinny little eskimo sluts. Then to top it all off you have the huge fucking sunglasses that you saw on some Hollywood coke-head that wears them to hide the huge dark circles and bags under her coked-out eyes. Seriously, did you all just get up one day together, have some fucked up conference with nothing but MTV playing and decide that you would wear these ugly-ass sunglasses. What the fuck. You look TERRIBLE. Absolutely terrible. Have you asked anyone what you look like? Like a slut welder that's wearing Megaman boots, baggy sleeping pants and a puffy fur lined jacket. You all look the same. You're almost as bad as the kids who listen to rap and can't make a rational decision on what to wear out of the house so they just watch the latest [insert retard rap star name here] video and march to the closet to get their ensemble ready. Seriously......WTF.