Charged Spin'd Phones

Real quick. Next person I see using a Nextel in public, I'm Link style Triforcing them. How fucking rude can you possibly be. Just walking into class, or a restaurant with the fucking external speaker blaring garbage that NO ONE wants to hear. Not a single fucking person. How ignorant you must be. And if someone can please explain this to me (please, hold off on all the racist replies, pretend I'm Chris Rock) , why do I usually see only black people with Nextels? Is there some kind of conspiracy? Do they know something I don't? Do they get some kind of fucking discount or something? Cause, if there's a discount involved, I want in on that, just so I can get a phone for free and shove it right up the ass of the person who created Nextel. Fuck him.

And another thing, what is the infatuation with the cell phone ringers and fucking gadgets all over the place? I think hearing a super fucking loud 50 Cent song on someones 1/2" cellphone speaker may be just as annoying as Nextel. Well, not as annoying, but it's close. And in class none the less. Why can't you just remember to turn the fucking ringer off?? No one cares what your ringer is. It doesn't make you cool, you douche bag. Why must you have the ringer on in the first fucking place?? If the damn thing is in your pocket, you'll feel it vibrating, why must you have the ringer on too? You are NOT your cellphone. Get over yourself, hang the damn thing up and stop being so damn annoying. Man, listening to The Black Dahlia Murder really brings it out. Seriously....WTF