Thursday, March 30, 2006

Doctor Awkward Forum

I've added word verification to the comments. I know it's a pain in the ass but I'd rather have it on than get spam comments like I got tonight(two of them). Stupid fucking spammer comments.



Hello All my loyal and prestigious readers.......Ya, Ok. Anyways, I have created a board over at http://doctorawkward.proboards100.com , I figured that I'll still update the Blog here but I'll try to filter the higher-commented posts over to the Forum. I'll also post all rants from the Doctor Awkward Blog over at the forum too, just in case. It seems to be a pretty easy board to use and I'm pretty sure you don't even have to sign up to post (But please do). The link to the Docor Awkward Forum is both in this post and also permanently in the sidebar to the right=======>

I've also added a TagBox, or whatever it's called, also at the right. It will allow you guys to leave notes or messages without clicking any comment box. Basically, it's for general chat or just general bullshit. Do what you wish with it, just keep it somewhat clean, or I'll have to just open my arsenal of swear words. It is updated automatically so it is basically an instant messenger. Which means that if a couple of you sign on at the same time you can bitch about me with each other or slam each other or whatever. I realize it's a little gay and Myspacey, but hey, it's something new. (If I am home, which I usually am, I'll have the Blog site open. So, if you want to use the tag board, check and make sure the message "The Doctor is in..." followed by a time. If there is no "The Doctor is out..." followed by a time, I'm still there).

Thanks for reading,

V

The Forum is updated with ALL posts, minus all the comments.

Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Sorry about the comments!!!


Sorry about missing all of your comments recently!!! I had comment moderation turned on and didn't realize it, like an asshole. But, the "problem" is fixed and I've responded to ALL COMMENTS. Thanks for taking the time out to join in on the discussion.

Here's a picture of one of the baddest superheroes ever.

Sunday, March 26, 2006

Taking Requests

If anyone has a topic, whether socially or politically, that they want me to research and write about, let me know. Also, if you want to write an "opinion column" about something, I'll post it on the site and rip it to pieces if I can. I realize that probably no one is going to reply but it is worth a shot. It seems like a good way to get material.

Thanks,

Dr. AwkwArD

Saturday, March 25, 2006

Apparently I've been...

BUSY!! Stupid ass EE classes and Stat and just all around bullshit has kept me away from my loyal readers (insert laughs). From the comments I've been getting, you'd think no one on Earth has any opinions on these topics I present. However, that's ok, because I happen to. Although, I encourage you to the fullest to please comment on the topics so that maybe we can get something going in the form of discussion. I don't give a shit if you agree with me or not, just write your opinions.

Now, the topic at hand is going to be randomness for as long as I feel like typing. I am going to browse the Collegian for anything I see worthy. Ok, goldmine. Here's the link to Nasir Ismail's letter entitled Westerners target Muslims to perpetuate religious hate. I'll copy and paste relevant parts from his article. OK, to begin with:
"he argued that Muslims in the Middle East are intolerant of anything from the West. Tell me then, if the West is tolerant of anything Islam."
I find this statement ironic, to say the least. As you will see, Mr.Mohammad Ismail perpetuates the idea that Western society hates Islam. To begin with, Islam is the most intolerant mainstream religion in the world today. Kill all infidels, they say, or as I've posted before, "Behead those who insult Islam". Come on now Mr.Mohammad Ismail, you're not talking to a bunch of 9th graders at the Al-Mashoor Boys' Academy (his high school back in Malaysia). Islam, for the past 1500 years has been the main and controlling antagonist among the Middle East countries. But, but, the crusades!!! Right? No, the crusades were perpetuated my Muslim raids on villages along the "Holy" coast (Jerusalem et al). Islam has been the main perpetrator of all destructive, malicious and theocratic terrorism for most all of recent history. Why then, would you be so surprised that people are finally starting to be a little pissed at Islam, a religion that embraces these acts?
We'll move on to his next paragraph:
"A Muslim was chased out of the Turkish Parliament because she wore a hijab. And the same rules apply in France. And these governments have the rights to do so because they are secular nations. That is of course not called Western intolerance toward Islam, it's called secularism. Muslims must learn to assimilate or they must leave.
In Denmark, a politician called Muslims the cancer in the society. In Greece, the Greek Orthodox Church has vehemently rejected building any mosque in Athens. In France, Muslims are five times more likely to be denied jobs. I can go on and on.
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I'm not sure what the hell he is talking about here. No sources were given so I can not establish any kind of truth to his claim about Turkey but I do know this much. Turkey is 99.8% Muslim (from CIA). So, for this incident to have ANYTHING to do with "western intolerance" is highly, 98.9% highly, unlikely. France, recently, has a pretty good reason to be a little upset with it's Muslim immigrants. I realize, though, that the French may be some of the most intolerant people, discriminating against anyone who is not "French", but does that mean Islam can riot and burn cars? Does that mean that Islam can, categorically, resort to violence, terrorism and destruction to sway views? Islam, in this light, sounds a bit like some Norse Viking tribe from ancient Sweden or Norway. The remark about Islam being a cancer of society, however rash, is not so incredibly far from the truth when you travel to certain countries that are being destroyed my Islamic terrorism. However, the statement is reprehensible and I personally wouldn't have made it. But you still have to wonder, how can a religion of tolerance put someone on trial for converting to Christanity? This guy, Abdul Rahman, was thrown into a maximum security prison in the Islamic controlled Afghanistan because he was CAUGHT WITH A FUCKING BIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What kind of fucking religion of TOLERANCE is ISLAM???? The President of Aghanistan was wary af dropping the charges, which would have ended in his EXECUTION, because of the extreme pressure and control that the Muslim Clerics have in the government and the people. The authorities in Afghanistan were trying to make Abdul Rahman's incarceration and subsequent death penalty seem like a favor to the man by saying that if they released him, his fellow Muslim countrymen would surely kill him. Religion of Tolerance??? I think the fuck not. The Greek Orthodox Church has no hold on the authorities that would prohibit the building a mosque. But, when it comes down to it, we have recently realized that a lot of terror orginizations and terror cells are operating out of mosques. Maybe it's a precautionary thing, ya know, like putting out ant traps before summer. Some muslim clerics who ran mosques in the U.K. were on the news, right after the bombings, talking about how the blood of the infidels will run in the streets of Europe. This, coming from a Muslim holy man. Where does western society have to look for the voice of reason in Islam if their own holy men are talking about killing infidels? And again, Muslims are not the only people that are subject to the extreme French discrimination, as is described of Jews in France in this article from the New York Times. The Jewish population haven't rioted, and they've been there for much longer. Why then, is it always Islam that resorts to violence? Isn't it weird?
He finishes with this statement:
"The West hates, Muslims do not."
Again, do I even need to address this? As far as I know, Islam is the only religion that teaches its kids, from earliest childhood, to hate all those who are not Muslims. Islam has dug itself, forcefully, into a hole of theocratic hate and the rejection of all those who deny Islam as the one way.

I've covered this smoking ban thing before but I'm going to do it again because I have no new material yet. Tom Mueller's article on smoking bans covers most of the typical points of those who would have a socialist government instead of a democracy. He opens with:
"Banning public smoking does nothing except ensure that everyone is granted his or her "right to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness," which the editorial argues it impedes."
I'll start with the simple fact that I am a non-smoker of over 2 years now and I absolutely abhor cigarette smoke. I've even gone to lengths of getting some of my friends, one of which who smoked A LOT, to quit smoking. Now that I've sufficiently patted my own back, I'll get on to his statement. Banning public smoking does nothing but detract from the rights of smokers. Plain and simple. That's an easy one. (I can only hope you know who that picture is of)
He goes on to say:
"I do not smoke, and I can't stand second-hand smoke. If public smoking is not outlawed, am I not forced to suck in the dangerous vapors? The Board of Opinion's assumption that I could just walk away or ask the smoker to move is laughable. Has anyone tried to ask a smoker to move? Most of the time you will be greeted by a smug glance or you will be otherwise ignored. Furthermore, if I am forced to move, I have been robbed of my liberty to stand where I wish."
I understand his general disgust with smoking. It is sick. It makes you sick, and it kills you. But you CAN always move. You have the liberty to stand anywhere you want, true. So does a smoker. His rights can not be taken away just so that you can be appeased. When I wait for the bus in the morning to go to EE492, I usually stand by the street where the Blue Loop picks you up on College and Allen. Has anyone stood there for more than 5 minutes and not been bombarded with the disgusting smell and toxic gas that the busses spew forth? What do you do when that happens? You move. To Tom, that would be a gross infraction on his basic rights. So, should we ban cars and busses? I realize the analogy is a bit far fetched but it is, in its simplest form, the exact same thing Tom is saying. And it also happens to be just as asinine.
He finishes with an ironic statement:
"Regarding more pressing issues, including those that don't kill millions, I agree that, "it's time the government butts out.""
I suspect that if you are even remotely educated, you will see the irony in his statement. Does he really agree with the statement "the government should but out"? I mean, cause let's get serious here. He's asking that the government enforce something, become bigger and not but out. I don't know, maybe I just don't get it. I did, though, do a little research on this topic and came across something interesting and scary at the same time. Calabasas, California has initiated a public smoking ban. Here is just one thing the ban does, "Smoking in one's car is allowed, unless the windows are open and someone nearby might be affected.". Are you fucking kidding me? Seriously....WTF!

I was recently browsing the PBS:Frontline site and came across an episode entitled "A Class Divided". It is about a third grade teacher (Jane Elliot) and her students from a small all-white Iowa town that did a study on racism and it's effects on a "micro-society". Here is a small section of the transcripts from the film:

Jane Elliott: Do you think you do? No, I don't think you'd know how that felt unless you had been through it, would you? It might be interesting to judge people today by the color of their eyes...would you like to try this?

Children: Yeah!

Jane Elliott: Sounds like fun, doesn't it? Since I'm the teacher and I have blue eyes, I think maybe the blue-eyed people should be on top the first day.

Boy: And up here?

Jane Elliott: I mean the blue-eyed people are the better people in this room.

Boy: Huh uh.

Jane Elliott: Oh yes they are--blue-eyed people are smarter than brown-eyed people.

Children: Huh uh.

Brian: My dad isn't that...stupid.

Jane Elliott: Is your dad brown-eyed?

Brian: Yeah.

Jane Elliott: One day you came to school and you told us that he kicked you.

Brian: He did.

Jane Elliott: Do you think a blue-eyed father would kick his son?

My dad's blue-eyed, he's never kicked me. Ray's dad is blue-eyed, he's never kicked him. Rex's dad is blue-eyed, he's never kicked him. This is a fact. Blue-eyed people are better than brown-eyed people. Are you brown-eyed or blue-eyed?

Brian: Blue.

Jane Elliott: Why are you shaking your head?

Brian: I don't know.

Jane Elliott: Are you sure that you're right? Why? What makes you sure that you're right?

Brian: I don't know.

Jane Elliott: The blue-eyed people get five extra minutes of recess, while the brown-eyed people have to stay in.

What this woman did is prolific. You should really watch this film. It's absolutely amazing how these children react to this idea and the lesson they learn in the end. This should be done in ever third grade class in America and across the world.

Did you know that the square root of two is an irrational number? The proof is right here.




Thursday, March 16, 2006

Charged Spin'd Phones

Real quick. Next person I see using a Nextel in public, I'm Link style Triforcing them. How fucking rude can you possibly be. Just walking into class, or a restaurant with the fucking external speaker blaring garbage that NO ONE wants to hear. Not a single fucking person. How ignorant you must be. And if someone can please explain this to me (please, hold off on all the racist replies, pretend I'm Chris Rock) , why do I usually see only black people with Nextels? Is there some kind of conspiracy? Do they know something I don't? Do they get some kind of fucking discount or something? Cause, if there's a discount involved, I want in on that, just so I can get a phone for free and shove it right up the ass of the person who created Nextel. Fuck him.

And another thing, what is the infatuation with the cell phone ringers and fucking gadgets all over the place? I think hearing a super fucking loud 50 Cent song on someones 1/2" cellphone speaker may be just as annoying as Nextel. Well, not as annoying, but it's close. And in class none the less. Why can't you just remember to turn the fucking ringer off?? No one cares what your ringer is. It doesn't make you cool, you douche bag. Why must you have the ringer on in the first fucking place?? If the damn thing is in your pocket, you'll feel it vibrating, why must you have the ringer on too? You are NOT your cellphone. Get over yourself, hang the damn thing up and stop being so damn annoying. Man, listening to The Black Dahlia Murder really brings it out. Seriously....WTF

Monday, March 13, 2006

Got printed!

My recent letter to the editor got printed in the Daily Collegian. You can find it here. I'll browse the opinions a little more during class tomorrow and see if I can work up any emotions, which is hard to do when you are sitting in a control systems or power systems class. Seriously....WTF

Here's a pic I did for my American Indian History class. The topic was something about Native American stereotypes and what we thought about them. I thought they were ridiculus. Some people had a hard time understanding that. So, I made this pic. They got the idea.

Thursday, March 09, 2006

Sorry

Sorry to those three to four of you who actually enjoy reading the blog. Unfortuantely, or fortunately depending on how you look at it, the Collegian has gone on break with the rest of the school. I have no material. Or I should say, I'm a lazy bastard and don't feel like writing over break. Nonetheless, I promise, if something catches my eye I'll post, if not, I'll definitely be back on Monday. Peace. Unless it's Iran.

Oh, and let me say this real quick. If the President allows the Dubai Port thing to go through, I will officially not be a fan of his. I have said recently that if President Bush does nothing other than get two Conservatives on the bench in four years, I will be satisfied. However, this Dubai thing, under very close examination that I have yet to do, will trump Roberts and Alito. Do the right thing Mr. President. Seriously....WTF

UPDATE
DUBAI PORTS


And here's something to think about. Some pulsars, most being around 12-15 kms wide, can spin at a frequency of 10 to around 200Hzs. While the fastest known pulsar spins on its axis 642 times a second. Think about that. A 15km wide object spinning that fast has an angular velocity of around 30251.04 km/s. Why does this matter? Because pulsars are the best clocks in the universe. Imagine something that "pulses" every revolution it takes. Imagine that revolution is steady. Imagine you know that period and can detect that pulse. Get my point? Think about that.


(This may be a new addition to the blog. First a little political/social rant, then something in science that fascinates me. What do you think?)

Friday, March 03, 2006

Misuse of the term "ghetto" a priority in the collegian.

Leave it up to the fucking Collegian to print an entire article about the misuse of the term ghetto. Brainless I tell you. I refuse to repost it here but if you want to read it, and become dumber, it's located right here. I've sent my letter to the editor in just a few minutes ago. I highly doubt they'll run it, but here it is:

I think that Brad Groznik is only partly correct in his assumptions. Calling Players "getto" is a definite reference to the color of the people who mainly frequent Players, who also happen to use the word "ghetto" much more than the average white kid.

Instead of taking the time writing a long winded opinion column about the misuse of the word "ghetto", how about writing one that addresses the fact that you never see Blacks with anyone else but Blacks when you walk down the street, or Whites with Whites, or Asians with Asians, Indians with Indians. When you break down that barrier, let us know, then we'll start worrying about the misuse of "getto" and "nigga".

You know, this type of narrowminded thought is so typical of the MTV generation I am so unwillingly a part of. Ya, lets talk about ghetto and nigga when the fucking kids on campus here don't even fucking talk to anyone outside there respective race. Does the big picture no longer mean anything to people now-a-days? And another thing, why are people so fucking sensitive? I was called a sand nigger in grade school by a few kids cause they knew I was Lebanese, some of them drew a camel in my notebook on a number of occasions. Big fucking deal. NIGGER. Big fucking deal. I call my friends niggers, we think its fucking funny because, to be honest, it is. It is funny that if a white kid walks up to a black kid and says, in a friendly manner, "whats up nigga" with his hand out, waiting for the pound, he usually gets either beaten up or threatened. That is hilarious. Fucking idiots. There is nothing more ironic to me. Listen to rap. Fucking listen to the degradation they are bestowing on themselves. I'm real fucking sure MLK would just love rap. Just love how it degrades women, black people and the importance of a fucking education. You want to listen to something that is meant to empower you, try out Saul Williams, one of the best hip-hop artists out there. Fuck you Kanye, fuck you Ludacris, fuck you all. You are nothing more than scum when your community needs nothing but positive role models. Fuck you. Seriously....WTF

I am saying what everyone wants to say but never will out of the fear of being called a racist. Fuck you if you think I am a racist. I am. I'm racist against dumb-asses, hows that. I could go on and on for fucking days about this topic but I am positive people would think I am a racist. I suppose though, Bill Cosby, you are a dirty racist. I wish I was black for a day so I could write a fucking book and not have to be called a racist for what it contains. Fuck.

Thursday, March 02, 2006

Banned, hahaha!!!

This is just a great chance to show how fucking dumb the internet liberals are. I just got banned from http://liberalforum.org under the suspicion that I "double-registered". Hahaha. This is so fucking awesome. These tin-foil hat wearing liberals actually think I have the time for that. It is just a wonderful thing to know you are hated. Nonetheless, I AM getting traffic from the thread in question, found here: http://liberalforum.org/liberalforum//index.php?showtopic=16619

Ahhh, its just great. Here's what I sent their moderators:

I realize your spite for me because I am sticking up for Dr.Awkward. Unfortunately, in your narrowminded approach you have forgotten a few things. IP's don't change. They are personal numbers assigned by ISP's to certain Modems. IP's withing certain ISP's can look similar regarding the first three sections of digits with the last being the identifying mark of the modem. Secondly, I AM Doctor Awkward. As you should have realized in my first post. I have no idea who nodeal is. Nor do I care because he is supporting my site by posting it here. Through www.sitemeter.com, my ratings statistics site, I have realized he has done this at another site. If you want to ban me thats ok, I know how you liberals work, but do NOT ban me because you think I would stoop so low to make two accounts. If you were tech-savvy at all you'd look into the IP's a little further. Here is the site he first posted on: http://www.perspectives.com/forums/view_to...720&forum_id=91

Maybe if you got your head out of your ass and accept that people have different opinions, you'd wait a bit to ask me of the matter first, before jumping to your ill-thought-out conclusions. Be sure you share this with all your liberal friends.

Have a Great Day

Doctor Awkward


I think thats appropriate. Here is the one moderator's (SouthernFriedPinko) homepage/website/membersite: http://www.ypsl.org

Seriously....WTF

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Rainbow?

I have been wondering lately (after a discussion at a restaurant at 2 in the morning) , about the use of the rainbow to signify your sexual orientation. I must say, I don't care if you're gay. Neither does anyone else. Why then is it so pertinent to shove it in my face? I have recently read in the Collegian that one kid is afraid to walk around campus because he is worried about retaliation for his sexual orentation. Now, that is odd to me. If I'm walking on campus, and I don't see a rainbow hanging off your damn bookbag, I don't know if your gay or not. And again, not that I fucking care either. I guess my point is, I don't care about gay people. I don't care about straight people. What you do PRIVATELY is your own business, but when you begin to announce the fact that your gay, for no other reason than to shove it in everyone's faces, then I have a problem with it. F you, I say. If you have a problem with the way people react to your gayness then take the damn rainbow and shove it directly up your ass, girls and boys. Quit trying to get everyone to like you. Forced tolerance will only bring about greater hatred, disgust and spite. Not everyone in this world is going to like you, nor are they going to respect you for what you do. Why then, announce so defiantly that you are gay, then whine like a bitch when people have a problem with it??? Seriously....WTF


What do you think about the display of the Gay-Bow (Rainbow)?
It's ok with me.
I see no need for it.
I wear one everyday.
They really piss me off!!1!
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If you are going to vote, please, if you have the time, let me know why you voted the way you did. It will help discussion.


Spring break is next week and I'll try to write the blog daily as I am not going to be participating in any debaucherous activities. Remember folks, today is Ash wednesday and the begining of Lent. Make the sacrifice as he did. And that's the end of my rant.

Wait, one more thing. I am writing this blog for the express purpose to engage people in discussion. Please, if you read the blog (all, like, 3 of you) and you have something to say about what I am writing, please, do not keep it to yourself. Write in your opinions. I always check the site for new opinions and will always respond. Please leave your name too. I have noticed that some people, under what ever fear tey thought up, have not left names. Please, leave a name, whether it is your first name, last name or just some name you came up with. Thanks for reading.